Hello my name is Wendy and I moved to the city when I was 26 to be a dancer, but then I broke my big toe! And then I got knocked up by this one guy who dumped me to join the peace corp. So for the past 16 years I've been raising my daughter all by myself. And then two weeks ago she tells me that she's a bisexual and that she hates me more than anyone else on this planet. Now, tell me please, how I can help you, because I am just dying to make your dreams come true!